-Vaseline.
-"Playing Yahtzee"-- dumping out all the pieces, spreading the papers all over the room and drinking the dice out of the dice cup. And then moving on to Checkers.
-Losing Dad's tooth brush. Repeatedly.
-Playing dress up while in time out. The girl can't be punished.
(I know, Mom, I know. Sounds familiar, right?)
-Ripping books. And then coloring in them.
-Nodding when she is doing something she knows she shouldn't. As if she is saying "this is OK for me to be doing."
-Getting into the cakeover and covering her face/hands in cake. And then wiping it on yours truly.
-Taking off her jammies. And her Diaper. I've been doing a lot of laundry. I thought I solved the problem. Last night I put a onesie on her under the jammies.
She awoke like this. Notice the undone diaper.
Maybe I"ll try duct tape tonight.
Maybe I"ll try duct tape tonight.
Oh what memories?! Give my little "Houdini" a hug from "Happy Jo"...remember that these are some of the best years of your life...the mantra is "I will miss this, I will miss this, I will miss this...!
ReplyDeleteI love the nodding. Like, "Yes, mom, I think I will rip this book. It is the best thing for me to being doing this very instant."
ReplyDeleteI just have to giggle. I still have one that just thinks she is entitled to do whatever she wants! Just wait until she finds the magic marker and tries to do her make up like Summer and Mandi did. ;)
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else see the humor in repeatedly "losing" the dentist daddy's toothbrush? Heehee...
ReplyDeleteIf you cut out the feet of her sleeper and then put it on her backwards- zipping it up in the back. She shouldn't be able to take it off get to her diaper. Just a thought.
ReplyDeleteOh how I love this post. Cutest little stinker ever.
ReplyDeleteShe is so cute, I can't even stand it! And it's a good thing too. I mean...the things these gals (yours and mine) put us through! At least they're irresistibly adorable.
ReplyDeleteHey Meg-
ReplyDeleteBryanna used to do this too. We finally started to safety pin the zipper closed at night. She couldn't figure that one out.
good girl getting nkd and grabbing the Vaseline, lets get some in your bum and see how much c--k you can take
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