learned to open the fridge.
Don't let those darling jammies and dischevled bed head fool you,
she's a trouble maker, she is.
I was online checking the library schedule and turned around to find a pile of Parmesan cheese on the bedroom floor that she was lapping up like a dog.
I got out the vaccuum and vacuumed.
Then I heard the fridge.
Went into the kitchen to hear "Mama eggs!"
and find the egg carton out.
Egg yoke all over the floor and dripping from my child's fingers and jammies.
I stick her in the bathroom while I clean up and a few second later my 1/2 nakie child comes running out of the bathroom and licks the raw eggs I dripped on the trash can lid.
Awesome.
I finally get her in the tub and go to turn off the movie that was on to keep her occupied while I checked the library times {ha!} and find more cheese. This time all over the coffee table.
Then later as we were heading out the door, I find more cheese.
Lots more.
A trail of cheese from room to room.
And the best part is this all happened before 8:30am.
It's going to be an awesome day.
Uh oh! You've reached the refrigerator stage. That one stinks! Good luck!
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious! What a little stinker! I especially love that it all happened before 8:30 AM... that sounds like my life. :)
ReplyDeleteSounds like you are having a blast!
ReplyDeleteJust wait until she can get in and get all the craft supplies out by herself to make some glorious project smothered with layers of PAINT!!
I love the story, love the picture and love that darling little stinker! What a day...oops, I mean morning! WHEW!
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing how funny this is when it happens to someone else =).
ReplyDeleteHope tomorrow's not quite so gross!
I remember so well when Tate learned to open the fridge - an entire pitcher of ice cold lemonade all over himself, the floor, splashed on the cupboards, even the ceiling, under the fridge, carpet, pretty much everywhere. Had to mop the floor 4 times to get all the stick off. Good luck!
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT...of course I'm not cleaning up the mess?! Her Grandma (who shall remain nameless)used to sneak into the fridge and eat all the maraschino cherries! I love the bedhead and jammies...my favorite look...why does it look so much cuter on her?!
ReplyDeleteBusy Busy I bet you can't help but laugh sometimes though. Licking egg doesn't sound quite appealing though. I can't wait to see what our little one will be into...
ReplyDeleteOh dear. That sounds exhausting ... and stinkin cute! (probably because i didn't have to clean it up!)
ReplyDeleteOkay, she is darling. Sorry, you just can't get mad at the face!
ReplyDeleteI love when I read a post and I have to stop and read a certain sentence or word more then once. On this one it what the solitary word: Awesome. Oh man, I hope Natalie doesn't learn to walk for real for a while.
ReplyDeletePS.That picture made me squeal. she's so cute, even if she does lick raw eggs.
PPS. It's not really 3:21 AM, it's only 1:21 AM, but still... I'm going to bed now. :)
ReplyDeleteAhh yes, good times. I won't swap stories, only share my mantra: "I'm a joyful mother of children, I'm a joyful mother of children, I'm a joyful mother of children . . ." You'd do a better job at being mad if she wasn't so cute, right?!
ReplyDeleteI love those kind of days! Ha Ha, I am sorry.
ReplyDeleteHiiilarious! The best part is the licking of the eggs. oh man. I am seriously laughing hard.
ReplyDeleteSo sorry! But I really enjoyed the story! We just reached the opening door stage at our house- so far the refrigerator remains safe...for the moment.
ReplyDeleteOh so funny :) Hope today is a better day!
ReplyDeleteHahaha!!!! Yea! It doesn't just happen to me. Yes, the egg-licking is the best part, for sure. I love this post. It comes close to capturing how fast it happens.
ReplyDeleteWhen Madi started opening the fridge, she liked to get into the butter, or apples. She would take an apple out of the crisper, take a bite, leave it on the floor, and then go get another one. Max is just starting this phase. Let me know if you think of a good way to lock the fridge. :)
Becton and Jenni have this amazing magnet fridge door lock. Really slick and it's even Jaren proof.
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